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Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Ten Wishes For Christmas 2011

by Thomas M. Pender
 

10)          World peace will come . . . and shut the politicians up about at least one major topic!

9)            Jesus will visit . . . and shut the atheists up completely!

8)            The cure for taxes will be found

7)            The cure for writer’s procrastination will be found

6)            I will inherit the state of Colorado, shoo all non-family and non-friends out, rope it off, and dub it Penderado

5)            At least one company with at least one well-paying writing and/or editing job will see my resume and immediately pitch the others

4)            Firefly will return

3)            The world will get completely over reality TV

2)            All music forms that rhyme with “crap” or “junk” will be declared such, and outlawed

and

1)            (My biggest three-part wish is reserved for my Trini and me) :-P

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