Ten Great Things About Humidity

by Thomas M. Pender

10)          It helps you appreciate the joys of winter

9)            Panting day after day is good first-level training for marathons

8)            It really tests the boundaries of your anti-perspirant

7)            It encourages you to work on your house-to-car and car-to-workplace speed records

6)            Sometimes you just need a good “wall of wet heat” smack in the face as you leave the house to fully wake you up

5)            Those heat reflections on the highway can make for some fun illusions

4)            Dogs get such vengeful entertainment out of watching their humans breathe hard with their tongues hanging out

3)            The worst and heaviest of summer makes Popsicles, Slurpees and Frozen Cokes taste their very best!

2)            Sweating opens up the pores and prevents acne (Take it from a former teen who couldn’t sweat to save his life!)

and

1)                  Let’s be honest: Who doesn’t look their absolute sexiest with every article of clothing soaked through and vacuum-sealed to one’s body?