by Thomas M. Pender
10) One-way streets really confound your ability to find something, even with a map
9) Nicer hotels have everything at the front counter, including a wide variety of phone chargers
8) Actual buffets of hot breakfast foods (which change from day to day for variety) beat continental breakfasts, hands down!
7) Some hotels believe that being situated in Georgia automatically means the air conditioning units should be on 24/7/365 (366 in a leap year)!
6) It’s now the 21st Century, but too many human beings still don’t know that people need to come out of the elevator before they can get in
5) It is possible to get several sets of directions to a McDonald’s, which everyone seems to know the location of, but walk right past it . . . twice
4) The most inexpensive rings can make for the most romantic engagement rings
3) Giant red balls make for a great route marker
2) If you’re going to turn the wrong way onto a multi-laned major city street, be sure to do it at 5:30 a.m., when the majority of drivers are still in bed
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1) Regardless of calendar dates, being with the love of your life after too long a geographical separation makes any day Christmas!
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