Ten Untested Remedies For The Common Cold

by Thomas M. Pender

10)          Nasal electroshock therapy

9)            Lasik

8)            Botox

7)            Hugs not drugs

6)            Retinox-5 (soon available in the 23rd Century!)

5)            Free love

4)            Nitrous oxide

3)            A swift kick in the tush

2)            Willpower

and

1)            Paid vacations (what the heck?  Give it a try, and be part of the experiment!)