Ten New Names for "Autumn"

by Thomas M. Pender

10)          Daylight Stealings Time

9)            Yard Work-a-Go-Go

8)            School ‘n’ Football

7)            Summer II (Southern version only)

6)            Bikini Bye-bye

5)            The Big Chill

4)            Snuggle Season

3)            Cocoa Time!

2)            Halloween: The Extended Edition

and

1)            Sweaterfest