Ten Potential Nicolas Cage Sequels

by Thomas M. Pender

10)          Face-Expression-Off

9)            Yawn Air

8)            Valley Girl’s Intense Neighbor

7)            National Monotoned Treasure

6)            Mumble Fish

5)            Honeymoon In Acting School

4)            Boring Tess

3)            Gone To Sleep In Sixty Seconds

2)            Ghost Actor

and

1)            Overly Serious Janitor at Ridgemont High